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When accidentally got really bad day and just want to get it to someone he did not know of anyone that a man who does not know.

It all started when one day he sat on the desk and remembered to call who had to make but I forgot. I found the number and pozvanih. Get a man who said:

- Hello?

- Hi, I’m Chris. May I speak with Robyn Carter?

Suddenly my phone was closed. I could not believe that someone could be so rude. I found the correct number and Robin called - was razmenil last two digits of the number. After the conversation ended with her again dialed “wrong number. When someone on the other hand you get, I cried

- You asshole! - And closed.

I signed my numbers with words “ass” to him and took him in in the drawer of the desk. Every few weeks when the pony or just had a really bad day I call this number and dashing into the handset “You GAZ !!!”. That’s always my rest. When “Find out who called” appear in our region and its zamislih that my therapeutic “You asshole!” must stop. So again I called him and said:

- Hi, I’m John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling you to know that are interested in our program know who called.

- NO! - He called me close. Now I dialed again and told him

- Because your ass!

…

One day I was waiting to supermarkets to free space for parking. A man in black BMW and I anticipate the park site for which I waited patiently. I clicked horn and razkreshtyah I wait for this place. Idiot I drew no attention. Then I noticed sign “for sale” stick to the window so that you copy the phone number on it. After several days just after the first called “Gus” (put my number on speed dial buttons), I thought that it was not bad idea to call beemve ass too.

- Hello, are you a man who sells black BMW?

- Yes. I am.

- Can you tell me where I can see the car?

- Sure. I live on 1802 West 34th Street. Yellow house and the car is parked right up front.

- Izvenete, your name is?

- My name is Don Bargmayer. - He answered me.

- Don, what time are you home?

- Every day after 17.00.

- Listen Don, can I tell you?

- Yes?

- Don, you ass! - And closed. I added the number in the speed dial buttons.

Now that I have a bad day, I and two of gazove to go. After several months I came idea. Zvannah ass of N1:

- Alo? - He asked.

- You asshole! - But not closed.

- Are you still here? - He asked.

- Yes, here I am - I said.

- Stop calling me! - Izkreshtya it.

- There Yet? - I yell to him.

- Who are you? - Cursing it

- My name is Don Bargmayer.

- Really? And where do you live?

- 1802 West 34th Street, GAZ SUCH! In a yellow house and my black bavarets parked in front.

- Hey now come Don. Better begin to sing prayers! - He threatened me.

- Muhaha! Like I ‘m afraid you smotan ass!

Then zvannah of ass N2:

- Alo? - He said.

- Hey GAZ was flattened - I say again to go without.

- Only to find you … - To pop it.

- I? - I interrupt him - What do you do?

- Will they crack ass!

- Well, then this is your chance - I said - I now come to see!

Then closed and immediately called police and told them that I live on 1802 West 34 Street, and is currently home to kill my lover. Then zvannah news channel 9 to inform them that two geyove fight of 1802 West 34th Street. Quickly went to the car and headed for 34th Street. There were two assholes that whipsaw 6 patrulki, police helicopter and a team of news reportage!

Now I feel good. Anger management really works!

ATM MACHINE
New plate in the banking hall read:
“Our bank installed new Drive-ATM machines, which enable our customers to draw money without descending from their cars.

Please customers who use the new service to follow the procedures listed below.

After nyakolkomesechni serious studies have established procedures for men and for women. Please follow the appropriate steps according to their gender:
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PROCEDURES FOR MEN:
1. To stop ATM - a machine.
2. Remove window.
3. Insert the card into the machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter the desired amount.
5. Take the map notes, and receipts.
6. Raise the window
7. Departure.

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PROCEDURES FOR WOMEN:

/ The most funny is that most of these things is true! /

1. To stop ATM - a machine.
2. Backwards enough so that the window of the car to be against it.
3. Pull the handbrake, remove the window.
4. Find the bag and its contents Add all of the next seat to find card.
5. Tell people that talk that he would call later and close the phone.
6. Try to insert the card into the machine.
7. Open the door to have easier access to the machine because of the great distance from the car.
8. Insert the card.
9. Insert the card properly.
10. Prerovete purse to find the book, which is stored in your PIN.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and enter your PIN.
13. Enter the desired amount.
14. Check your makeup in the mirror for rear vision.
15. Take the money and receipts.
16. Shaken out again purse to find your wallet and put money in it.
17. Record drawing in the register and put the receipt inside.
18. Recheck makeup.
19. Go ahead 2 meters.
20. Go back to the machine.
21. Take the map.
22. Prerovete purse, pocket Discover card and put it right there!
23. Look dirty disgruntled driver / man / you wait after you.
24. The burning engine again and departure.
25. Pick up the phone and continue your call.
26. Go 2-3 kilometers.
27. Depress the handbrake.